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Costume Party


Colin was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party. Then he had a bright idea.

When the host answered the door, he found Colin standing there with no shirt and no shoes or socks on.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.

"A premature ejaculation," said Colin. "I just came in my pants!"

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