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Two shorties!!

Listen when I talk!!

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.

I said, "You're obviously not listening. "

Screamer!!

My girlfriend and I were talking and it got really intimate, so I told her I could make her scream with one finger.  She said go ahead so I poked her in the eye.


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