At a marriage workshop, the speaker remarks that many couples are so disconnected that 85 per cent of husbands do not know what their wives’ favourite flower is. One man turns to his wife and whispers, “It’s self-raising, right?”
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Sexy man?
While driving home from a party the wife asks her husband, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible you are to women?”
The flattered husband laughed and says, “No dear, they haven’t”
“Then what the heck gave you that idea at the party?”
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Gone Fishing
A man gets up early, dresses quietly, goes into the garage, hooks up to his pickup, and sets off to go fishing, only to find the weather has changed into a torrential downpour with a 50 km/ h wind. He turns on the radio and hears a report predicting more bad weather for the rest of the day. He goes back into the house, quietly undress, skips back into bed and cuddles up to his wife and, now with a different anticipation, whispers ,”the weather out there is terrible”.
”I know,” his wife replies, “can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”
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Marry on your own time
Mary: “I used to hate weddings; all the elderly ladies would prod me and say, ‘You’ll be next’.”
Jane: “And now?”
Mary: “They stopped when I started saying it to them at funerals.”
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Be Careful For Blind Dates
A girl wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter.
When the girl got back from the date she said "That was the worst night of my life!"
"Why is that?" her mom asked.
"He owns a 1922 Rolls Royce!"
"Isn't that a good thing?"
"He's the original owner mom!"
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